is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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