Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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