Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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