belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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