google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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