You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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