I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
