Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
handjob tips. give me some.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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