im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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