Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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