: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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