He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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