doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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