Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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