roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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