Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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