I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
my penis made a compromise with my morals
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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