i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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