What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Sorry about my life...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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