I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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