Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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