She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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