Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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