I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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