I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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