Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Randomize
