What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
