I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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