4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Randomize
