if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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