About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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