You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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