make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just invented taco cereal.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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