The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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