its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Never underestimate the power of titties
I have post one night stand depression
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