All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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