If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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