I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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