Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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