So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
