i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
