If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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