Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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