Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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