Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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