Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Randomize