HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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