I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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