I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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