No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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