Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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