Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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