Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I would ride that face into the sunset
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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