i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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